Unless you've spent the last 23 years in miniaturized form performing colonoscopies for Fundamentalist activists, you have certainly heard of Jesse and are surely aware of his world renowned awesomeness. In times such as these, however, it is easy for these wonderful traits of his to fall quietly into the nether regions of subconscious. It is now, more than ever, that Jesse's awesomeness must be clearly defined in bullet form, for the good of the race.